Heh.

Heeheee.

HAR.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!

BWAHAHARHAHRHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

THUD! (Dead)

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awkward.

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He's actually really nice, but skip the crab meat. It's way past its use-by date.

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WON

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Exquisite. It's like that google game where you find a bunch of common words and try to get the weirdest unique result.

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no, honey. no...

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I don't know why but that made me... profoundly sad.

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It's not sad. Obviously that's what it takes something super specific to get him off, and he's actually figured out what that is, AND is not ashamed to go out and look for it.

That in itself is commendable.

Still funny on the outside, but commendable.

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Well, except for the jerking off with strangers on his son's toy trains part... :o

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oh yes...that. LOL!

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Wtf? Don't break the train lmfao!

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At least he doesn't want to you to jack off ON the imitation crab meat. That'd just be weird.

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and delicious

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Really? I prefer a soggy biscuit.

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We just got too much HO scale!

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You know what? Absolutely not.

If I can't bring my full sized Godzilla suit, I'm not playing.

Word.

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Is it HO scale?

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That was just wrong! But it's hilarious!

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Some friends and I (and an interested waitress) were just discussing "dino-dragon porn", as mentioned in a recent Dan Savage column, in a bar the other night. I think this is kind of like that. Only with trains. And crabmeat.

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You know, aside from the creepy factor, he COULD'VE had all sorts of tail out of this if he had worked his 'godzilla/ultraman' angle right. TONS of geeky fanboy tail.

But no.

He had to go and bring in fake crabmeat into this, and you know what? I draw the line at fake crab meat.

I. draw. the. line.

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The. Line. has. been. drawn.



Edited at 2008-05-03 12:38 am (UTC)

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And you know that somewhere out there, there has to be a web site... jerkoffgodzillatrainstomperscrabfanciers.com, maybe?

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There is!

and I would know! I'm the webmaster. ;)

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oh good god that's awesomely horrible. I love craigslist.

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More than anything, there's one thing I want to know...




How in the hell did you find this???

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Flagged for deletion :(

I flagged it for Best of Craigslist.

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"This posting has been flagged for removal.

(The title on the listings page will be removed in just a few minutes.)"

Oh, well. And, it was one of ours.

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i changed the link to a screen shot. :)

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Gawd, I just love the PrtScrn key.

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[stunnded]

Whaddya wanna bet he got someone to do it though.

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"i'm not gay. it's HO scale."


LARF!

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I'd do anything for a bunch of old, frozen imitation krab meat.

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I just love how it goes from kinky (JO on my train set!),
To strange (Stomp around like godzilla),
To twisted (But don't break: they belong to my sons),
To odd-ball (And we can eat crabmeat!).

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he's 'not gay'!!?

hahahahahahha WHATEVS

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I am pleased (and not at all surprised) that your take on this would be to recognize that it takes all kinds (oh, yes, ALL KINDS) to keep the world going around.

You are my hero. Even if you are, like, twelve or something.

Thank you for bringing WEIRD crap into my world.

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